First Aired: on Sunday 23rd February 2003
out to Majorca with Lehann and purser James, is surprised to see
Michael Webb has chosen to travel with Fresh! - he's a
multi-millionaire, and thus a very valuable target for KC. Michael Webb
regularly travels this route, and books an air stewardess for his
pleasure in Majorca through "an agency". KC is all over Michael, who
assumes that KC is his date for the evening (even though he thinks he's
booked a girl called Tracey).
Meanwhile, back in London, Marco is still
ferried to work by his mum every day even though he has been suspended.
The day of his disciplinary hearing has finally arrived, and he kills
time in the terminal building waiting for the meeting to begin. His
union rep, Will, is surprised to see he's brought all his travel kit
with him and says he's unlikely to fly today even if he is reinstated.
He then bumps into Janis Steel again (literally), causing her to spill
her drink down her blouse. Marco's mesmerised by the sight of Janis'
Meanwhile, back on the Majorca flight, Michael
Webb makes his evening's arrangements with KC. On landing, KC and
Lehann head straight to a swanky boutique to prepare for the evening.
KC selects a £2,000 dress and puts it on her Fresh! credit card with
the intention of returning it the next day.
Marco's disciplinary interview does not go
Kevin McMillan, the head of personnel, recalls the entire night's
evenings and it looks like it could be curtains for Marco. Or at least
it would be if it weren't for Will O'Brien, who gives Kevin a blowjob
in the toilets to help get Marco off the hook. Marco's reinstated but
told that one more mistake will cost him his career.
takes Marco back to the crew flat as there's a bed going spare that he
could rent to get away from his parents. Marco goes to bed and dreams
of being punished by Janis who orders him to take it "like a man".
Marco says these three little words out loud, and is overheard by Will
- who takes it the wrong way - and jumps into bed with him. Marco's
horrified and tells him that he's not gay!
In the middle of all this Emma and Ian get
from their honeymoon. Their new flat has fallen through so they've got
to move back into the flat in the short term.
So back to Majorca ... KC asks Lehann to
her at about midnight so that she can escape with her honour intact.
Unfortunately Lehann falls asleep, and so KC can't make a getaway. KC
has a very pleasant evening with Michael Webb and ends up sleeping with
Michael Webb anyway.
The next morning, KC wakes up and finds that
Michael Webb has already left. He's also left her an envelope
containing a very large amount of money. KC finally realises that she's
been used for her body and then very intelligently flushes all the
money down the toilet. And then on the way back to the hotel she rips
the really expensive dress (so she won't be able to take it back, and
remember it's on the company credit card).
KC breaks down in tears and tells Lehann
everything. Lehann tells KC to get back to the airport and that she'll
meet her there. Lehann heads over to Michael Webb's boat, rescues the
money from the toilet and kicks Michael Webb's houseboy in the
In London, Janis is furious to see that Marco
hasn't been sacked and works out that he's Will's latest little
project. She tells Marco that if he screws up today she'll have him
sacked. Marco's too busy lost in his own little fantasy world to
realise a thing that Janis is saying to him.
flight goes as badly as the previous one that Marco worked on.
Passengers throw up on him, and it's all he can do to get through the
sector. To make things worse he forgets to put the cabin doors to
manual and almost lets off the emergency chute when the plane lands.
Janis yells at him some more, but Will sticks up for him and gives him
a "herbal remedy" which will help him through the rest of the
The herbal remedy manages to put a smile on
Marco's face and mellows his mood out completely. He suddenly becomes a
model air steward for the rest of the day and Janis is very impressed
Back in Majorca, Michael Webb boards KC's
to go back to London. She's not exactly overjoyed to see him and she
bursts in on him when he's on the toilet. Michael says that he wouldn't
look twice at her if he weren't paying for the privilege because girls
like her are ten-a-penny. The last laugh is on KC though - before the
plane took off from Majorca she handed in Webb's coat and passport as
lost property, so he can't get back into the UK easily!
The end of the day finally arrives for Marco
- Janis admits that he's done a good day's work and she was wrong to
doubt that he couldn't cope. Marco asks Will for more of the herbal
remedy (or should he go to a Chemist's to buy it). He's horrified to
hear that he's taken a tab of Ecstasy!
Music featured in this episode
The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart
Basement Jaxx - Romeo
Sam/Dave - Hold On I'm
DB Boulevard - Point Of View
Badly Drawn Boy -
Something To Talk About
Guest Appearances for this Episode